you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
sometimes I think this fucking post is the reason the reblog button got moved to the bottom of the post
A very picky chinese farmer who had a bout of genius decided that pears were boring.. tasty but very boring and uninteresting. As any modern day picasso or brilliant person does he decide to go against his mother’s words and play with his food. Setting out to create a buddha pear by encasing the young pears in molds while they’re still on the tree.As they grow they have no choice but to take the shape of the spiritual figure. Buddha pears are sold in china, but the farmer plans to spread the love worldwide.
let the energies guide you
that’s pretty awesome.
(Source: misshealthgeek.tumblr.com )