fraek:

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

(Source: thotbots)

(Source: mad-magruka)

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka)

thatfunnyblog:

Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??

Me:

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(Source: bgcfan4ever)

(Source: themintzmobile)

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

impaire:

It’s 1am and I have no desire to sleep or stay awake. 

(Source: imbluedean)

That mother fucking nasty whore
Victoria ‘Queen’ Rafaeli about Crustine (via zachrancy)

(Source: tyrells)